this one pun aku amik dr folder yg aku simpan utk presentation dulu...
ske sgt this one....sgt btol....huhu
enjoy k....(^_^)
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be President.
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Actually, You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
8. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
9. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
13. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
14. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
15. One mood all the time.
16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
17. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
18. You can open all your own jars.
19. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
20. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
21. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
22. You almost never have strap problems in public.
23. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
24. Everything on your face stays its original color.
25. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
26. You only have to shave your face and neck.
27. You can play with toys all your life.
28. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
29. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
30. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
31. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
32. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier...
aku yang xde keje
~Dikna~
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